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a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



jools268 5:26 Thu Feb 9
Funniest book you have read!
Adolf Hitler, my part in his downfall - Spike Milligan.

Hands down, the funniest one I have read.

"I got off at Bexhill-on-Sea. It wasn't easy - the train didn't stop there"

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Bud Fox 12:54 Sat Feb 11
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Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre

Far Cough 8:43 Fri Feb 10
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Anyone a fan of Sven Hassell's books?

Fictional life in a German penal battalion, quite amusing some of it

Dan M 8:41 Fri Feb 10
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Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett

G-IRONS 7:59 Fri Feb 10
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Ozzy Osborne's autobiography.Absolutely hilarious.

Wanstead Bert 7:57 Fri Feb 10
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Too Much Too Young - I remember the Boys Own fanzines from back in the day and thought I'd give the collection a go - fuck me, have you seen the price it's going for!


Oh, and Catch 22 - the bombing raids on their own troops has me pissing myself every time.

Nagel 6:59 Fri Feb 10
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kenyahammer 8:29 Thu Feb 9
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"The two books I have always found consistantly funny and have not aged are Catch 22 by Joseph Heller and Hunger by Knut Hamsun"

I don't think Knut Hamsun is particularly a writer you'd go for looking for humour, although admittedly I did laugh out loud a couple of times at Growth in the soil.

PistonHammered 5:55 Fri Feb 10
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Saw the thread title and thought to myself "Adolf Hitler, my part in his downfall by Spike Milligan"

I open the thread and what do you know!

I read this and laughed out loud and chuckled my way through it. I couldn't put it down.

Enoch Nutter 5:48 Fri Feb 10
Re: Funniest book you have read!
Any of the David Thorne books. We all have a bit of Thorne in us.

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Johnny Allen 5:16 Fri Feb 10
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JOOLY PIPE DOWN YOU OLD QUEEN

The Joker 4:59 Fri Feb 10
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Lily,

Yes mate. I'll be snapping that up!

Any Old Iron 2:56 Fri Feb 10
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Any of the early Tom Sharpe. Sometimes hysterically funny.

Any of Douglas Adams stuff. Very clever and very funny.

Any of P.G. Wodehouse's 71 novels. I say any, I've got about 30 of them, but they're all superb. 'The Code Of The Wooster's' stands out.

And the Molesworth stories by Nigel Willans are great.

Lily Hammer 11:44 Fri Feb 10
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The Joker 11:35 Fri Feb 10

Gaiman has a new book out a couple of days ago, I think. "Norse Mythology"

I believe it's him retelling the classic myths, but with his own twist. He has a knack for reinventing classic myths and fairy tales, as you probably know well.

The Joker 11:35 Fri Feb 10
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Lily Hammer 1:03 Fri Feb 10
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Mort is my favourite Pratchett book. Also love "Good Omens" which he co-wrote with my favourite author, Neil Gaiman.

gooders 11:21 Fri Feb 10
Re: Funniest book you have read!
The Ginger Man by J.P. Donleavy

Hammer and Pickle 10:51 Fri Feb 10
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There is a character in my beloved Once and Future King called King Pellinor, who quests with the fewmets of the Beast Glaticant. Well I laugh anyway.

BRANDED 10:28 Fri Feb 10
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Private Eye hit its biggest ever print circulation in the second half of 2016 – up 9 per cent year on year, according to ABC.

Biggie Biggs 10:24 Fri Feb 10
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Books by John Niven are worth a read

SnarestoneIron 10:21 Fri Feb 10
Re: Funniest book you have read!
BFS's autobiography! The man is completely deluded and up his own arse!

Darby_ 9:32 Fri Feb 10
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Everything else I've read of his has been a bit disappointing, but the book that made PG Wodehouse famous, 'Something Fresh' is really good.

Three Men in a Boat is pretty funny, but I've always lost interest after a while. It's like a string of jokes without a story.

H.L Menken's satire is very clever and about as relevant today as it was when he wrote it.

"Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary."

Westham67 9:17 Fri Feb 10
Re: Funniest book you have read!
Oh and Tales from the long room by Peter Tiniswood

Westham67 9:13 Fri Feb 10
Re: Funniest book you have read!
Spike Milligan , Hitler ,my part in his downfall

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